Flirt Chat

1. Are you religious? ["No."] Good, because I am the answer to your prayers.



2. Can I borrow a ten pence? ["What for?"] I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.



3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.



4. Can I flirt with you?



5. Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? Me?



6. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.



7. Can I have my heart back now please?



8. Can I smell your Pussy? ["No."] Well it must be your feet then!



9. Did it hurt? ["What?"] When you fell from heaven!



10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?



11. Do you have any [British / French / etc.] in you? ["No."] Would you like some?



12. Do you have any raisins? ["No."] Well then, how about a date?



13. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.



14. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?



15. Excuse me Miss, do you give head to strangers? No? Well, allow me to introduce myself.



16. Excuse me, are you wearing Moon pants because your arse is out of this World!



17. Fancy a f**k? ["No."] Well would you lie down while I have one then!



18. Give a girl eleven roses and say "If you hold these, it would make a dozen."



19. Give a rose to someone and say "I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are."



20. Go and get your coat Darling, you've pulled!



21. Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!



22. Hi, what does a guy like me have to do, to get a phone number like yours?



23. How about a maths lesson? We could add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.



24. How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down.



25. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?



26. How are you getting home? ["I don't know."] Well bend over and I'll drive you home!



27. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized!



28. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.



29. I don't suppose you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.



30. I had a dream about you last night, you owe me a set of sheets.



31. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.



32. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.



33. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?



34. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.



35. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.



36. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?



37. I want to call your mother and thank her.



38. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.



39. I'd love to screw your brains out, but I think someone beat me to it!



40. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



41. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



42. If I wear your glasses, can I see you home?



43. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by the morning.



44. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.



45. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.



46. I'm not Jesus, but the size of my cock is a miracle.



47. I'm sorry were you talking to me? No? Well would you like to?



48. Is it hot in here or is it just you?



49. Is it true things go stiff when they die? Yes?! Quick, put your hand down my trousers, I think I'm dying!



50. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?



51. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?



52. Let's go back to my place and get something straightened out.



53. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.



54. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.



55. My name's [NAME], but you can call me "Lover".



56. My name's [NAME], that's so you know what to scream.



57. My soft spot for you has just gone hard.



58. Nice shoes, wanna sleep together?



59. Oh my God, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.



60. Say, that's a nice [shirt/dress/skirt]. Can I talk you out of it?



61. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?



62. So... How am I doing?



63. Stand at a distance from him/her and gesture with your finger for him/her to "Come Over Here."

If they walk over you say "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all of these" [show all of your fingers].


64. That shirt/dress looks great on you, but I would look better!



65. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor!



66. The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.



67. What is Brazil famous for exporting? ["Coffee?"] Yeah OK, my place or yours?



68. What is your sign? Mine is "Slippery When Wet."



69. What time do you have to be back in heaven?



70. Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?



71. Would you like to ride me like the horse you never got for Christmas?



72. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.



73. You don't sweat much for a fat chick / bloke!



74. You look a bit tired, let me breathe for you.



75. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



76. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.



77. Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns.



78. Your legs must hurt from running around in my dreams all night.



79. Your outfit would look just perfect, on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.



80. You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.